Red (Canon, Dick Figures)/Cr33ver

Summary
Red is one of the main characters from the comedic internet show, Dick Figures.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Varies from 9-B to 5-A

Name: Redward, or Red

Origin:Dick Figures 

Gender: Male

Age: Possibly Mid 20's

Classification: Extraterrestial Stick Figure

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Enhanced Senses, Weapon Mastery, Martial Arts , Toon Force , Restricted Flight , Spaceflight (via Jetpack), Fire Manipulation (via Flamethrower), Fourth Wall Awareness, Supernatural Luck , High Pain Tolerance and Immunity to Instantkill Moves (In the episode Kitty Amazing, Red was completely unaffected by Kitty Amazing's heart melting cuteness) , Energy Projection , Durability Negation (via Laser Gun and Focus Energy), Informaton Analysis (via Scanner Eyes), Can eat almost anything, He's a literal pussy magnet

Attack Potency : Varies from Wall to Large Planet (Has casually ripped people in half, kicked down walls and cars, and has punched ninjas several meters away, while creating a shockwave at the sametime. Is able to harm Blue on the daily, who has survived the same things he. Has harmed himself on several occasions.) Can bypass durability via his laser gun and Focus Energy.

Speed : Varies from Supersonic to MFTL (Has dodged gunfire. Has reacted and piloted ships that flew across space in seconds, has reacted and piloted his jetpack out of the range of a supernova within seconds . Can catch Blue off guard, who has the same speed feats as him.)

Lifting Strength : At least Class K (Casually lifted up a hat factory. )

Striking Strength : Varies from Wall to Large Planet

Durability : Varies from Wall to Large Planet (Casually survives explosions of varrying sizes. Was completely unphased when talking and breathing in space. Has took punches from Blue, who is roughly on par with Red physically. As a child, Red was in a large asteroid that crash landed into Earth . Apparently survived an asteroid that was supposed to kill the dinosaurs, but this one is much more powerful from the real life one. )

Stamina : Superhuman (After partying for an extended period of time, he had to go to the hospital. But after being motivated to help Blue, after seeing Pink all depressed. Red got out of the ambulance, climbed up a mountain/volcano, and swung with a rope to save Blue from falling into lava.)

Range : Standard melee ranger | Extended melee range with weapons | Hundred of meters with firearms

Standard Equipment: 


 * Small Handgun


 * Shurikens


 * Shotgun (He can somehow use it as a rifle?)


 * Flamethrower


 * Sword


 * Katana 


 * Lightsaber 


 * Submachine Gun


 * Laser Gun (This gun was capable one shotting a T-Rex)


 * Jetpack


 * Batman Costume (Does nothing other than make him look like the Caped Crusader)

Intelligence : Below Average. Has easily been tricked and has tricked himself several times. Was once stated by Blue to be alliterate. Is afraid of guns? Has been asked if he was mentally disabled once. Somehow gave himself short term amnesia when in Blue's body. Gifted in terms of combat. As a kid, Red was capable of defeating several dozen bullies by himself. Skilled enough to go up against large groups of butlers, ninjas, and many other baddies. Killed a majority of dinosaurs of the late cretacious period. Has won several shootouts and is skilled with several weapons consisting of firearms, swords, throwing stars, and much more. Temporarily fought Racoon in a sword fight, who has stated to have killed "Ten hundred thousand hundred " warriors, by himself. Defeated the head of the ninjas. [https://youtu.be/Ly3OTtXdJEg?t=160 Threw a shotgun, then pulled out a pistol, to shoot the trigger of the shotgun, to shoot some guy in the face. ] Can pilot pirate ships and space crafts. Is skilled in using the enviroment as an advantage.

Weaknesses: Is unbelievably stupid, and is somehow afraid of guns. Makes things way too hard for himself and is very cocky. Is a complete and utter jerk. Chooses to get drunk and have sex other than doing actually important things.

Feats : 


 * In the Dick Figures Movie, Blue and Red highfive so hard they destroy 19 cityblocks.


 * Once had sex so hard, he created an explosion visible from space.

Notable Attacks/Techniques: 


 * High Pain Tolerance (Felt nothing when a bear trap went off on his head, had a knife dig into his head, and had sex while on fire)


 * Green Energy (Red can shoot energy out of his eyes and hands, strong enough to destroy cars and walls)


 * Focus Energy (With this energy, Red can blow up the heads of his opponents and shoot out a laser that destroys the vicitm's bones)


 * Hyper Hearing and Scanner Eyes (With his scanner eyes, Red can detect the personal info of his opponents)


 * Can eat anything (Red can eat things ranging from rocks, barbed wire, and a bowl of tiny cellphones)


 * Literal Pussy Magnet (Cats actually fly towards him like a magnet)