User blog:DonkeyKongApe/Joke Blog-"Downplayverse" Profiles

Introduction
Just a blog full of downplay. More to come soon.

Summary
Mario is one weak dude.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 9-C | 10-C, 10-B with Pure Hearts

Name: Mario

Origin: Super Fodder Bros.

Gender: Male

Age:  64

Classification: Weakling

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength, nothing else because power ups are game mechanics and whenever Mario uses powers of his own like in Super Mario RPG it's an outlier because he needs power ups to do that which are, again, game mechanics

Attack Potency: Street Level+ (Can smash small brick clusters with some effort) | Below Average Human Level, (Is a piece of paper) Human Level with Pure Hearts (The Pure Hearts are absolute fodder and only give him enough power to combat with human level strength)

Speed: Below Average Human (Struggles to beat Koopas in a race in Odyssey, which are just glorified turtles, and turtles are really slow lol) | Immobile, (Paper can't move) Below Average Human with Pure Hearts (Maybe if the Pure Hearts float towards him really quickly it'll blow him forward a few inches)

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human (Struggles to lift a radish) | Below Average Human Level (Just paper)

Striking Strength: Street Level+ | Below Average Human Level, Human Level with Pure Hearts

Durability: Point Level (Can't take even the slightest touch from a Goomba) | Below Average Human Level (Just paper), Human Level with Pure Hearts (Pure Hearts are still absolute fodder and barely increase his power)

Stamina: Below Average Human (Is really fat)

Range: 2 Centimeters (Is only as tall as Olimar in Smash Bros.)

Intelligence: Below Average (Only ever confirmed to teach typing)

Weaknesses: Is absolute fodder | Pure Hearts have a time limit, trust me even if they don't, I hacked the game to make it so

Standard Equipment:

Fork: Used for eating pasta

Notable Attacks/Techniques:


 * Do nothing
 * Used every time Bowser kidnaps the princess and Mario is right there

Key: Mario | Paper Mario