User blog comment:Metal Mario875/The Marioverse's Canonicity/@comment-30300307-20180503080847

Sonic fanboys: What the frick! Mario and Paper Mario aren't the same character because I don't want composite Mario to beat Sonic in a fight! Seriously Paper Mario can't be canon because it hurts my Sonic fanboy feelings so we are going to disregard Miyamoto's statements as frickin hyperboles! *screams like a child*

Me: Excellent job Metal I'll link this to my Mario profiles soon.