Thread:Metal Mario875/@comment-30300307-20170428155225/@comment-26374068-20170512022300

Alright, I have some time now, so I just wanted to reply before I do anything.

That's awesome. I've checked through all of them—there are a couple inconsistencies that I had overlooked before. I'll fix them.

I truly love your support and care. But I think you're mistaken on one thing. I actually want to join the military. I'm not going to stay in JROTC, because that program is a horrible disgrace to the military, but I will be joining.

However, I'm not joining to kill. I have a whole plan behind it. You see, I've received three awards for being one of the most intellectually advanced kids in my respectful state. So, I decided to use my smarts in the military as an “Important Guy.”

To me, there's two categories to the military. The “Unimportant Guy” and “Important Guy.” The former is a bullet shield sent out on the front lines to kill—and to be killed. The former is normally, let's be honest, the average or stupid guys. The latter stays in the back as a hacker, mechanic, etc. and isn't sent out to kill, nor does (s)he get killed. They're too important, and normally, the latter are tbe smart folks.

The biggest reason why I'm going into the military is because I come from a poor family, and thus, can't afford college, despite me wanting to go. So, I'm going to use the military for money.

Pretty convoluted, am I right?