User:Withersoul 235/Storage Page/No Time Profiles/Lord English

Credit to the VS Battles Wiki for the Summary (sans one detail I added).



"YOU.

YOU THERE.

GIRL.

QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME

WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?"

- Lord English

Summary
Caliborn, also known by his chat handle, undyingUmbrage, is Calliope's "brother", the other, opposed existence within her body. Even amongst evil cherubs, Caliborn is extremely malicious, and is obsessed with death and destruction, which he seeks to spread and enjoy as he pleases for the simple reason that he can and he wants to. As with his sister, his title is one of the rare and powerful master classes; he is the Lord of Time, and the main antagonist of Homestuck.

After killing his sister and conquering his session, a dead session so impossibly difficult that it was considered unbeatable even for him, he ascended to become a God Tier and killed his denizen, Yaldabaoth. This allowed him to gain access to his God Tier clock, which he destroyed, and its powers he absorbed. Afterwards, he allowed himself to be sealed within Lil' Cal by Dirk with several other entities, fusing with them and becoming Lord English, an indestructible, time-travelling demon who has assured his existence throughout all of space and time, allowing him to go about destroying all of existence.

Powers and Stats
Tier: At least 1-B

Name: Caliborn, undyingUmbrage, Lord English

Origin: MS Paint Adventures (specifically Homestuck)

Gender: Male

Age: Older than time

Classification: Indestructible time demon

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Invulnerability / Indestructibility, Immortality (Types 1, 3, 4 and 8; can only be killed through the exploitation of temporal loopholes. Even when not Lord English, he can only truly die if his death is just, or heroic), 4th Wall Awareness, Acausality, Time Paradoxal Resistance, Temporal Omnipresence, Regeneration (High-Godly), Flight, Clairvoyance, Reality Warping, Space and Time Manipulation, Time Travel, Plot Manipulation, Sealing, BFR, Teleportation, Mind Control, Creation, Possession, Summoning, Transmutation, Matter Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Light Manipulation, Duplication (multiple incarnations of him exist in multiple universes), Weather Manipulation, Magic, Nigh-Omniscience, Void Manipulation (his existence includes Equius, the Heir of Void, and he can cause "Double Death", completely erasing a person from existence), Probability Manipulation and Minor Dream Manipulation.

Attack Potency: At least Hyperverse level (was destroying Paradox Space, which contains all of existence, including Genesis Frogs and the Horrorterrors that transcend them in the Furthest Ring, and can manipulate Homestuck itself through the game cartridges in which it is just fiction, The multiverse of MS Paint Adventures is established to be a String Theory multiverse in Problem Sleuth, which is implied to share Homestuck's continuity as part of MS Paint Adventures, and Paradox Space transcends and contains all existence, Killed Andrew Hussie, who is the author of all of MS Paint Adventures)

Speed: Omnipresent in Time (exists in all timelines and moments, even prior to his creation/summoning; as stated by English himself, he's already here)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: At least Hyperversal

Durability: At least Hyperverse level (He can only be harmed by the exploitation of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes. Hussie could only potentially harm him through the use of one of his weaknesses)

Stamina: Infinite

Range: Hyperversal

Standard Equipment: His AK-47 / Cane, Lil' Seb, Gamzee, Lil' Cal, the Ring of Void, the Ultimate Weapon, The Felt, a Juju Breaker, The Green Sun Cane and the Golden AK

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient

Weaknesses: Lord English is weak to the Ultimate Weapon and can be harmed by a combination of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:
 * Time Travel: English is able to entomb himself into an Egyptian sarcofagus and move through time, even when he doesn't yet exist.