Joseph (Fanon, SML)/Soupywolf5

"Turtles always die first in movies"

- Joseph

Summary
Joseph "His Friend From School" is a homeless Koopa Troopa who's had a pretty not great life, as his real parents are completely unknown having seemingly abandoned him, his adoptive mother left after winning the lottery, his father died, and a plethora of other horrible things. He also spent several years living in a run-down, haunted, abandoned trailer thinking that he had killed his mother. So he's pretty mentally unstable having numerous problems (and dying over a dozen times probably didn't help), however Bowser Junior helped him get a new place to live and he seems to be getting better.

Statistics
Tier: 8-C, Likely High 6-A | 8-C, Likely High 6-A, Possibly Higher | 8-C, Likely High 6-A, Possibly Higher | 8-C, Likely High 6-A, Low 2-C with the past machine

Name: Joseph "His Friend From School"

Origin: SuperMarioLogan

Gender: Male

Age: 10

Classification: Koopa

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Longevity (Is the same species as Bowser Junior who's father is 300 years old), Immortality (Type 2 survived having his head cut off twice and having it taped on backwards), Resurrection (Death doesn't matter to any SML characters as they just come back to life shortly after dying and even if Joseph were to be killed permanently he would just wind up in Hell where he could just leave, has died 13 times), Toon Force, Inorganic Physiology (Is full of a mix of cotton and flesh, can apparently get drunk off of root beer), Regeneration (Mid-Low, has healed from having his spine snapped in half twice as well as having all the bones in his body broken and having his head cut off and taped back on), Breaking the Fourth Wall, possible Self-Sustenance (Types 1, and 2 Said he hasn't eaten in weeks which seems to indicate that he doesn't really need to and survived for a year inside of Bowser Junior's intestines), Vehicular Mastery (Participated in and nearly won a Mario-Kart style Go-Kart race)

Attack Potency:

Speed: Massively Hypersonic (Comparable to Cody) | Sub-Relativistic+ (Ran from Bowser Juniors house in Pensacola, Florida to Mexico and back in around a third of a second although the area in Mexico is unknown for a decent mid-ball(?) I will use the capital Mexico City. Now this may seem too far however keep in mind he didn't spend all that time running as he stopped to get a sombrero, and eat some quesadillas so he's still likely faster. Anyway using this distance and time frame puts Joseph's speed around 5.1% Sol)

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Intelligence:

Weaknesses: Mentally unstable | Lost his powers after Bowser Junior shocked Cody however this was likely due to the nature of their powers | Is still hurt by the fire he creates | Mentally unstable

Key: Base | Superpowers 1 | Superpowers 2 | with Equipment