User blog:Sadistic Sleuth/LE Rewrite



"YOU.

YOU THERE.

GIRL.

QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME

WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?"

Summary
Lord English is the final antagonist of Homestuck. Despite first appearing near the end of Act 5 (Where he confronts the handmaid) and stated to spawn at the end of the Universe, Lord English has existed before the story of Homestuck ever took place, and has an influence upon all realities.

Before Act 6, Act 6, Intermission 5, Caliborn shares his "Masterpeice" with us, where he seals the Beta Teenagers away and stomps upon the Alpha Teenagers. Then, Arquiusprite, out of nowhere, takes Caliborn from behind, and holds him still. Caliborn, however, allowed Dirk to seal him, Arquiusprite, and half of Gamzee (Presumably cut in half by Dirk) into Lil' Cal, and teleported to the beginning of the story, in Dave's room.

Lil' Cal had a looooooooong adventure, but that will be told on his profile. But a TL:DR; is how eventually Lil' Cal became Doc Scratch, who died and then became Lord English, serving his role as an excellent host (Although before English emerged from Scratch, he confronted the handmaid. Likely via time traveling).

Lord English's first destination was a dream bubble. He lifts his wand, and opens his mouth, letting a massive beam of Double Death out, killing everything else in the bubble, and eventually destroying the bubble itself. Then, as Lord English is a being who destroys everything that poses a threat to him, he seen that in a reality, his sister Calliope would be the lead to his downfall. Lord English travels to Hussie's layer, and kills Hussie, because Hussie was cosplaying as Calliope. Then, Lord English took a trip back to the dream bubbles, where the real Calliope was. However, it was a trap that he fell bait for.

Vriska unleashes the Beta Kids out of there treasure from when Caliborn trapped them in. Meanwhile, Calliope destroys the Green Sun, and makes English deprived of his power. Vriska and Meenah fall into the black hole, then crashing on earth. Lord English killed Rose with his breath weapon, and bit Dave's head off. Jade gets impaled by a shard of reality, and Calliope possesses her. Then, in a bloody act of vore (ew), Calliope killed Lord English.

However, Calliope and the Narrator both suggest that English is still alive...

Powers and Stats
Tier: 1-A | High 2-A

Name: Unknown. Andrew Hussie states to understand Lord English's true name is to understand human insanity. Referred to as Lord English

Origin: Homestuck

Age: Older than the very plot of Homestuck itself. Has been an influence on all the infinite realities that exist, even at the timeline's birth, and influences normal and doomed timelines alike.

Gender: Male

Classification: Homestuck's ultimate antagonist, Angel of Double Death, Lord of Time, Amalgam of 3 and a half entities, Indestructable Paradox Demon, Time Traveling Demon, Influence of Everything

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Enhanced Senses, Self-Sustenance(Types 1, 2, and 3) Flight, TBA