User blog:StarMario89/Downplayed profiles

Mario
This dude is just fodder.

Tier: Below the concept of the concept of being below the concept of dimensions, possibly Below the concept of everything as Paper Mario, 11-C with absurd wank+ Pure Hearts.

Name: Mario... I guess?

Origin: Super Weak Bros

Gender: I can't describe that.

Age: below the concept of age.

Classification: Fat tub of lard that can barely hop a few feet

Powers and Abilities: Being fodder, having jumping....? Also "possesing" people

Attack Potency Extra below the concept of being weak- | Point level with Power Ups/Pure Hearts

Speed: None | None

Lifting Strength: Ultra weakling that can't lift for sh!t-

Striking Strength: Totally Impossible to be measured with concepts such as being weak-

Durability: Completely fodderized by everything-- | Point level at most with the Pure Hearts

Stamina: REALLY LOW.

Standard Equipment: Power-ups

Intelligence Below the concept of being an idiot.

Weaknesses: Can't punch for sh!t, gets one-shot.