Skinner (Canon, Steamed Hams)/Christian Higdon

Summary
Steamed Hams is a meme based on the Season 7 episode "22 Short Films About Springfield". The unedited version is the segment of Seymour Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers. People make parodies of the scene such as subverting the genre or adding a twist to the events. A clip of this short also appeared in the “Bart's Not Dead” couch gag celebrating 30 years of The Simpsons.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 2-C

Name: Seymour Skinner

Origin: Steamed Hams

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Reality Warping (As seen hereand here), Time Manipulation (Can warp, Rewind, slow down and fast forward time), Sound Manipulation (Can switch peoples Voices around, can increase sound too damaging degrees), Perception Manipulation (As seen here, here, here, here  and here), Spatial Manipulation (Can change things from 2-D to 3-D), Duplication (As seen here and here), BFR through time, Mind Manipulation (As seen here), Invisibility (As seen here), Body Control (Can change color), Existence Erasure (Claims he erased his car. Erased 42 timelines by saying "Steamed Hams" ), Resistance to Fire Manipulation (Casually roasted himself alive in his oven.Survived Jontron burning down his house with a giant lighter), Shapeshifting (Can turn himself into Aurora Borealis, Tyrone, Mario, Fox and possibly more), Fourth Wall Awareness (Denied a credits sequence), Weather Manipulation (Created Aurora Borealis in his kitchen. By ringing his house's doorbell, causes natural disasters to happen ), Fate Manipulation (Causes bad luck to people when ringing his doorbell. Can manipulate an event or fight to his liking), Transformation (Multiple Power Ups), Healing (Super Mushroom), Size Manipulation (Super Mushroom, Mini Mushroom, and Mega Mushroom), Fire Manipulation (Fire Flower), Near Invincibility (Starman, Rainbow Star, Super Star, Mega Mushroom, Invincibility Leaf, etc), Ice Manipulation (Ice Flower), Flight (Multiple Power Ups), Animal Manipulation (Super Bell, Super Leaf, Frog Suit, Penguin, Suit, etc), Intangibility (Vanish Cap), Invisibility (Vanish Cap), Metal Manipulation (Metal Cap), Earth Manipulation (Rock Mushroom), Cloud Manipulation (Cloud Flower), Duplication (Double Cherry), Transmutation (Gold Flower and Tanooki Suit), Vibration Manipulation (Mega Mushroom and Cape Feather), Explosion Manipulation (Gold Flower), Attack Reflection (Cape Feather), Weapon Mastery (Hammer Suit, Superball Flower, and Boomerang Flower), Attacking foes without direct contact (Boost Star), Statistics Amplification (Gold Flower), Time Manipulation (Speed and Slow Flower)

Attack Potency: Multi-Universe Level (Created 42 different Timelines and then subsequently destroyed all of them at once simply by uttering the phrase 'Steamed Hams', created 5 alternate timelines on another occasion)

Speed: Immeasurable, likely Omnipresent (Scales to Chalmers)

Lifting Strength: Stellar, likely Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Multi-Universe Class

Durability: Multi-Universe Level

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Multi-Universal

Standard Equipment: Steamed Hams, Various Guns, Pistols and Firearms,  A Blue Lightsaber, Steamed Hams Tray, A Can of Gasoline, Explosive Steamed Hams, Steamed Hams Gun.

Intelligence: Genius (Is an expert liar, can create multiple interconnecting plans at once)

Weaknesses: Constantly gets himself in trouble.

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