“ | White Cat: Dad, what is that. Is that Stonehenge? Gray Cat: Hell naw! It's PS2st-henge...! White Cat: Dad what the fuck's is a PS2? Gray Cat gasps and slaps the White Cat sending him to the ground. White Cat: Ow, Dad. Gray Cat: I'm sorry Son. Time for me to give you a crash course on what fucking good games are! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH |
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~ The first lines of dialogue between them within the series |
Summary[]
The AlienMyth64 Cats are a pair of cats, one a huge fan of old retro technology and products, and the other being into more modern technology, who often banter and argue about the quality of various products of the past, with a lot of overly edited tangent scenes where they go wild about various topics.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-A
Name: Unknown (referred to as the AlienMyth64/AM64/PS2 Cats. Gray Cat and White Cat respectively)
Origin: AlienMyth64
Gender: Males
Age: Adults
Classification: Domestic cats
Powers and Abilities:
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Regeneration (High-Godly; The Cats regenerated from having an old computer completely get destroyed along with everything on it, including themselves, who both became sentient data-based beings on the computer. The Gray cat regenerated from having bruises and scars on his face)
- Immortality (Types 2 and 3; The Gray Cat can stay alive merely as a head alone, and even after having their organs replaced with Pepsi, and having their body get crushed)
- Natural Weaponry (The White Cat has very sharp teeth)
- Small Size (Type 1; Both are the size of a standard house cat)
- Body Control (Gray Cat and White Cat's eyes can expand out of their heads. Gray Cat's head can grow in proportions, become more realistic, shrink slightly. Removed his head from his body. Put his head on an anime character, turned himself into being made of pixels. The White Cat's body can stretch thinner, squash and he has a stretchy tongue. The Cats squeezed themselves into a DVD quick drop hole. The Gray Cat gave himself a puppet-like head. The Gray Cat can squash and stretch his body, and has pockets in his skin. The two squeezed themselves into the inside of an arm rest)
- Self-Size Manipulation (The Gray Cat was previously small enough to fit inside of an arm rest, but when provoked, he grew himself in size. The White Cat seemingly grew himself in height to record a video. Can grow the size of their fists)
- Elasticity (The Gray Cat can flatten himself and come back just fine)
- Smoke Manipulation (The Gray Cat can emit smoke from his ears when angered. Generated a cloud of smoke when playing with puppets)
- Sound Manipulation (The Gray Cat made a non-existent audience cheer for him, and his yelling was loud enough to shake the car they were in)
- Acrobatics (The Gray Cat can make himself spin around really fast. The Cats can jump very high to run away from the police)
- Fragrance Manipulation (The Gray Cat's breath "stinks like shit" and made the White Cat beat him up for having to smell it)
- Afterimage Creation (The Gray Cat moved fast enough to generate afterimages. The Gray Cat created a copy image of himself to emphasize his words)
- Reality Warping (The Gray Cat can change reality itself to start his tangent sequences, and turn reality back to normal when he's done. The White Cat also has this ability but uses it less often)
- Fourth Wall Awareness (The Gray Cat faces the audience, references YouTube requests and shattered the screen. The White Cat made the thumbnail of the video)
- Summoning (The Gray Cat seemingly brings things to life when going on tangents. Gray Cat summoned Steve Urkel, Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawking's head. Summoned a fat seal and a cowboy. Summoned a couple of a man and a woman. Summoned an elderly man, young adult male, a doctor)
- Explosion Manipulation (The Gray Cat can materialize explosions out of nowhere all the time. The Gray Cat spawned a missile, and a Blue Shell)
- Transmutation (The Gray Cat turned a burger into a giant iPod)
- Text Manipulation (The Gray Cat can materialize text and images into existence. Turned the background into data code)
- Creation (The Gray Cat created clothing for himself to wear. Created a disc player, a hanging microphone while inside of a car, various foods and candies. Created a giant building, planets, and satellites in space. The White Cat is shown to also be capable of creating things through cutaways, and created a lasso and a wooden pole to hang himself on)
- Shapeshifting (The Gray Cat turned himself into a horse. Turned himself into a satellite. Made himself into an adult man)
- Existence Erasure (The Gray Cat completely removed several cowboys and the background and turned them into mere smoke after bringing everything back to normal after a tangent)
- Time Stop (The Gray Cat stopped time to generate text on screen and create more imagery on-screen. However his powers were only able to be used and he himself couldn't move. Gray Cat also does this on another occasion by pausing the video)
- Teleportation (The Gray Cat teleported himself into the inside of a bucket of popcorn)
- Immersion (The Gray Cat put himself onto a 4x3 box TV. The Gray Cat sent himself into a computer, and when the computer exploded, also sent the White Cat inside as well)
- Abstract Existence (Type 1; When immersing themselves into a computer, they both became a part of the computer, effectively turning them into beings made of data/information. The Gray Cat turned himself into a jpeg file)
- Data Manipulation (Characters can physically interact with desktop icons and use software. Clicking on a virus can lead to the computer world completely blowing up)
- Fire Manipulation (The Gray Cat suddenly set a part of a stand on fire)
- Weather Manipulation (The Gray Cat made it cold and snowy even while inside of a Walmart store)
- Electricity Manipulation (Created electricity during a tangent scene)
- BFR (Presumably teleported a Luigi Wii Remote into outer space)
- Resistance to...
- Electricity Manipulation (The Gray Cat survived being struck by lightning presumably from God themselves after changing holy water with crystal Pepsi, despite the Gray Cat having heart problems and having type 8 diabetes)
- Partial Inorganic Physiology (Type 2; Becoming Pepsi Cat makes one's organs turn into Pepsi)
- Cyborgization (Pepsi Cat has a launcher on their back that fires cans of Pepsi at people)
- Flight (Being Pepsi Cat grants the user to fly around everywhere)
- Telekinesis (Being Pepsi Cat allows the user to telekinetically control objects)
- Creation (Being Pepsi Cat allows the user to create cans of Pepsi into existence)
- Cloth Manipulation (Pepsi Cat changed a man's shirt to become Pepsi-related merchandise)
Attack Potency: Small Building level (Consistently shown to harm eachother on equal footing. Gray Cat once shattered a car window)
Speed: Subsonic (The Gray Cat moved fast enough to generate afterimages, which the White Cat was able to casually react to. Both can move their arms incredibly fast. As Pepsi Cat, the Gray Cat was able to leave in a flash of blue light)
Lifting Strength: Below Average Human (The Gray Cat is capable of lifting his son over his head and throwing him into a computer monitor, and tossing a phone out of a car window. The cats can close car doors and throw DVD boxes very fast into store signs. The Gray Cat can't even lift up 50 pounds with both of his arms)
Striking Strength: Small Building level
Durability: Small Building level (The two cats tanked being inside of a car as it blew up instantly, pulverizing it. Which takes at least this much energy. Survived a huge gas explosion after ramming a car into a Kmart. The Gray Cat survived a microwave and a TV exploding in his face. Both cats survived an explosion that blew up half of a car). Regeneration, Abstract Existence and Immortality makes them absurdly difficult to kill
Stamina: Very High (The Cats walked and crawled for a long time to find to last Blockbuster store. Gray Cat helped people all day as Pepsi Cat)
Range: Below Standard Melee Range (due to size), Extended Melee Range with Guitar Hero controller, Several Meters with projectile attacks and explosions
Standard Equipment: Lighter, smartphone, Glock, belt, various phones
- Optional Equipment: iPod, computer, Bucket Tool, Text Tool, Graffiti Tool, Brush Tool, Guitar Hero controller, Pepsi can, Wii Remote, Android phone
Intelligence: Below Average for Gray Cat, Average for White Cat (The Gray Cat is constantly portrayed to be incredibly stupid and lacking in common sense, and easily provoked to do dumb things. The White Cat on the other hand is portrayed to be an average person who does normal things)
Weaknesses: The Gray Cat is lactose intolerant and is sensitive about it. The two always argue and fight each other. The Gray Cat has low intelligence. Creations with the Brush Tool can backfire on them. The Gray Cat has bad motor skills, and has type 8 diabetes which he needs to take insulin for.