“ | Attack unsuccessful. Re-acquire target, and eliminate the enemy | „ |
~ Vladimir |

Summary[]
Captain Vladimir is the second United Assassins Association's 3rd ranked assassin. However, due to being an astronaut who spent so much time in space that he's completely oblivious that he returned to Earth, he is unaware of this.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Unknown. 8-B with weapons.
Name: Captain Vladimir.
Origin: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Classification: Human. Astronaut. United Assassins Association assassin.
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Self-Sustenance (Type 1), Flight, Energy Projection, Forcefield Creation, Telekinesis (Can lift and throw rocks without touching them.).
Attack Potency: Unknown. City Block Level with weapons (Fought Travis Touchdown.).
Speed: Sub-Relativistic (Can fight people who can react to Volk's lasers.).
Lifting Strength: Unknown. Above Average Human with telekinesis (Can lift multiple rocks at the same time.).
Striking Strength: Unknown.
Durability: City Block Level.
Stamina: Unknown.
Range: Standard Melee Range. Standard Melee Range to Hundreds of Meters with weapons and abilities.
Standard Equipment: Space suit. Volk.
Intelligence: Unknown.
Standard Tactics: Vladimir will start by firing a single laser from Volk at his enemies. In the likely chance that this does not kill them, he will enter the next level of his "battle mode", which consist of him creating a force field in front of himself; he will also begin firing more lasers from Volk, teleporting, throwing rocks at his enemies, and firing lasers from his helmet. Once his force field breaks, he will then add one final attack to his selection of moves, firing bigger lasers from his helmet.
Weaknesses: Mentally ill. If he is too injured, his force field will break.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Volk: Vladimir's signature weapon and his satellite. With it, he can fire lasers at his enemies.
Others[]
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