• I don't like to show my face in public.
  • I thought Bill Cipher was ugly.
  • What death looks and feels like
  • My true form
"You do realize that this is personal now, right"

-Christian Higdon, evoked.


One day, there was a planet called Wakanda, and it then exploded to where a baby was sent. One day, he was given the ability to stretch out his limbs after being hit by gamma wav....OKAY, CUT THE CARDS!  You get the joke already! It's just gonna be a mix of random backstories. Why am i making a page of myself? Well, Doge and pupper did it. Why can't I? No offense to Doge and pupper btw.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Cannot be defined at -∞% of his power.

Name: Christian J. Higdon

Origin: Reality

Gender: Male

Classification: God

Powers and Abilities: Literally all of them, at their best.

Attack Potency: Undefinable (Can create tears that are portals to The Box)

Speed: Omnipresent

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant

Striking Strength: Undefinable

Durability: Unknowable

Stamina: Irrelevant

Range: Irrelevant

Equipment: Forms, Toys, Hammerspace, being LOUD, Heavy Metal Music, Power Glove, Power Pad Superman Edition, Power Suit, Christmas Love, The Box, The Void, Memes, Jackaphantophone (Saying that name summons the almighty Waluigi), Freddy Krueger Glove, Danmaku Armor, Power Armor, Doohicky (In the form of a magnifying glass, yet can shatter the Suggsverse), Ol' Faithful Machine o' Travel (Has traveled to numerous different worlds with it.)

Intellegence: Genius

Irrelevance: IRRELEVANT!!!

Weakness: None. Just none. Nay, zero, ninguna.

Key: Base | Apocalypse Harbinger | The Vortex | Supreminal | Christmas Higdon | Hellven | Omni-Truth