Conker the Squirrel (Canon)/CitRusReality

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“	Well, here I am. Conker the King. King of all the land. Who'd've thought that? 'But how did I come to this,' I hear you say. 'And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne?' I hear you also say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started yesterday. What a day THAT was. It's what I call... a Bad Fur Day.	„
	~ Conker.

Summary[]

Conker the Squirrel is the main protagonist of the titular video game series created by Rareware. He is a red squirrel with a working-class English accent, who is foul-mouthed and alcoholic, but still good-hearted, and tends to get into a lot of trouble.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 8-A, Possibly 2-C

Name: Conker the Squirrel

Origin: Diddy Kon racing, Rareware games

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Classification: Squirrel, 1/28th vampire

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics

Immortality (Type 2; Can survive from being flatten like a pancake. Type 3; Via regeneration. Type 4 & 8; "Has as many lives as he thinks he can get away with")
- Regeneration (Low-Godly; Conker can have a new body created in the afterlife even after his old body has very few pieces remaining such as just his eyes due to Gregg the Grim Reaper. This is further shown during a section in the game where if Conker gets cut into pieces underwater one can see his past bodies, even after a game over. Gregg will also give Conker a new body even through methods that don't kill him but merely incapacitate him as shown in one of the game overs where he's alive.)
  - Resurrection (Physical.)

Limited Flight (By spinning his tails.)

Fourth Wall Awareness (Conker is fully aware of the fact that he is a video game character, to the point that he will tell the player how to skip cutscenes, express his thoughts to them. Is able to hear and acknowledge scene music playing, is aware of and acknowledged the prologue that takes place in the future where he is king stating he’ll be king due to the prologue. Is aware of the timer on the screen. Thought the windmill would be the final level. Could see the money on the screen. Called the designers out on padding out the play time. In the remake he is aware of events that were supposed to happen in the original that the designers changed up.)

Empowerment (Can give himself confidence pills to allow him to do things he didn’t know how to do previously, such as dive underwater.)

Toon Force (Conker on many occasions distributes cartoon physics, such as comical enlargement of his eyes.)

Healing (Conker can eat chocolate to heal himself.)

Urine Manipulation (When drunk, Conker can pee for a long period of time causing him to dull out beings on fire.)

Transformation (He is able to turn into an anvil.)

Mind & Animal Manipulation (Able to hypnotize dinosaurs.)

Fire Manipulation (Has a flamethrower.)

Perception Manipulation (Can slow down his perceptions to see bullets move completely slow and people as still. When Conker gets drunk he views everything as slower.)

Save and Load (Conker is fully aware of the fact that he is a video game character, with the ending being based off the game locking up, he is fully aware of the fact of a player controlling him in cutscenes, this should thus make "games" {save files} canon, which allows the Player to go to different save files or go back to undo a mistake. This also noted that Conker will be king at the end of the game, making the ability for the player to continue from Conker's game overs canon.)

Afterimage Creation (Moved so fast he created afterimages.)

Dimensional Storage & Summoning (With context sensitive areas Conker can pull out random objects from his nonexistent pockets, such as dynamite, a gas mask, bricks, salt, a watch, guns, a flamethrower, throwing knives, crossbow, and a rocket launcher.)
- Limited Supernatural Luck (The context sensitive buttons "Give him just what he needs in that moment in time".)
- Expert Marksmen (A list of some of his weapons he uses is in here.)
- Explosion Manipulation (With explosives.)

Skilled in Stealth (Is pretty decent in stealth.)

Status Effect Inducement (Can throw beer at someone to make them instantly drunk.)

Vehicular Mastery (Knows how to expertly use a Go-Kart.)

Resistance to the following:

Plot Manipulation & Time Stop (The entire game locked up, freezing everything, yet Conker was completely unaffected by it and could move around.)

Save and Load Negation (Explained here.)

Attack Potency: At least Multi-City Block Level (Compares to his durability, as he's able to harm those who can harm him. Staggered^{[Statistics Values 1]} a large stone gargoyle, sliced an aliens head off with a sword, fought and defeated the great mighty poo. Was one of the very few survivors of the "its war!" chapter. Is able to consistently fight bosses much larger than himself.) Possibly Low Multiverse Level (According to some promotional material, Conker is connected to Nintendo's cosmology in some way. In a commercial, Conker scales to Banjo, now you could argue the commercial is canon in some way, although its iffy. Each worlds are a save file, each save file in Conker’s Bad Fur Day are a separate timeline as the save file screen seems to suggest. If he does scale to Banjo, he'd scale to Gruntilda being able destroy entire save files. Each file houses their own space time^[1]. Gruntilda was going to travel to the Past to Stop Kazooie and Banjo from meeting, She was also going to Change the entire timeline, And she managed to take Kazooie Back to the past. Kazooie States that Gruntilda will use everything in her Power to change the past and make sure that Banjo and Kazooie don't meet in the Future which could mean she would destroy the entire timeline.)

Speed: FTL (He was able to race through laser beams, was able to dodge a ICBM strike^[2], is a casual bullet timer.)

Lifting Strength: Class 5^{[Statistics Values 2]}, Possibly Class 100^{[Statistics Values 3]} (Can push large boulders around, able to throw a beehive around, swatted a large gargoyle.)

Striking Strength: At least Multi-City Block Class, Possibly Low Multiversal

Durability: At least Multi-City Block Level^{[Statistics Values 4]} (No-Sold a tank exploding, able to take beatings from enemies tougher than him. Scales above Private Rodent, who survived the destruction of a military bunker^{[Statistics Values 5]}.) Possibly Low Multiverse Level

Stamina: Superhuman (Could single handedly fight on a battlefield against an entire army of Tediz without showing any signs of tiring, the entirety of his adventure is him trying to go home to get some sleep meaning he’s done all of his fights and platforming challenges while tired or not fully rested.)

Range: Standard Melee Range; Extended Melee Range to Hundreds of Meters with weapons

Standard Equipment: