“ | A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be? | „ |
~ The first page of Homestuck |
“ | jeez. i don't know. i... i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep" conversation we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of fun pal-talk! | „ |
~ John Egbert |
“ | no, you don’t need to capture me, and you wouldn’t be able to even if you wanted to, since my existence literally transcends the confines of canon. | „ |
~ John Egbert |
Summary[]
John Egbert is the first and one of the main characters introduced to us in Homestuck, we are introduced to him on his 13th Birthday.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least 9-A, likely High 6-C with Wind Powers | 2-A | At least 2-A, 1-A via Retcon Powers/"The Blackout" | At least 1-A, far higher via Retcon Powers/"The Blackout"
Name: John Egbert, ectoBiologist/ghostyTrickster (Pesterchum Handle)
Origin: Homestuck
Gender: Male
Age: 13 (Beginning), 23 (Epilogues)
Classification: Human
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, limited Cosmic and Fourth Wall Awareness, (shown here) Weapon Mastery (with Hammers), Dimensional Storage via Sydallex, Summoning (can summon Nannasprite with the Pendant), Flight (with the Rocket Pack), Self-Sustenance (Type 1), Weather Manipulation, Wind Manipulation (although he can't tap into his Windy Powers all the time), Time Stop with Fear no Anvil, (shown here), Accelerated Development via Echeladder, Acausality (Type 1) (Created himself as a Paradox Clone), Resistance to Heat Manipulation
Same as before on a far higher scale, with True Flight, Immortality (Type 1, 4 & 8), Resurrection, and Regeneration (Mid-Godly) (God Tiers will quickly resurrect when killed, unless their death is Heroic or Just), Telekinesis, Barrier Creation (can surround himself in wind to protect himself from attacks), Intangibility (can turn himself into wind, which saved him being stabbed by Bec Noir)
Same as before on a far higher scale, Information Manipulation (can clear away Stardust Glitches which are glitches in reality), Teleportation, Time Travel, Dimensional Travel, and Immersion (With the Retcon Powers, the user can be anywhere in the narrative, other places in time/other timelines, fictional stories that exist outside of Homestuck, and places outside of canon), Void Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Reality Warping, Causality Manipulation (Retcon Powers can rewrite Causality, not unlike the Scratch), Fate Manipulation (Users of Retcon Powers can change the forces of fate and can change things that aren't supposed to be changed), Acausality (Type 5) (is unstuck in existence and no longer bound by the rules governing Paradox Space), BFR (shown here), Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Memory Manipulation (Retcon users are completely unaffected by Stardust Glitches), Space-Time Manipulation Fate Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Law Manipulation (Retcon Users are completely unbound by the ties of Causality and the rules of Paradox Space)
Same as before, with his natural abilities on an unfathomably higher scale. Beyond-Dimensional Existence
Attack Potency: At least Room level (Can fight Ogres which can reach this size), likely Large Island level with Wind Powers. (stopped Bec Noir's green sun fire with his wind powers which covered the Land of Wind and Shade) | Multiverse level+ (Comparable to Bec Noir, who can destroy universes and can destroy a Genesis Frog, which contains every instance of a Universe) | At least Multiverse level+ (fought and won against God Tier Caliborn who is a Lord of Time), Outerverse level via Retcon Powers/"The Blackout" (Used his wind to get rid of all the Stardust glitches which was affecting Paradox Space, and completely knocked out the Homestuck Game Cartridge), (By retconning too many events, "The Blackout" is created, which was the result of the MSPA Reader using his Retcon Powers too much, and will turn everything into utter ruin, stated to be worse than the "Scratch", and even worries both Ultimate Dirk & The Director.) | At least Outerverse level (Can fight against a Depowered Lord English, who was still able to leave cracks in existence), (John's existence transcends the confines of canon), far higher via Retcon Powers/"The Blackout"
Speed: At least Supersonic+ (Should be comparable to the likes of Dave Strider, who can create afterimages) | Immeasurable (can keep up with Bec Noir who can move outside The Furthest Ring, where time and space is non-linear.) | Immeasurable (should be faster than before) | Irrelevant (Should be comparable to a weakened Lord English)
Lifting Strength: Superhuman (can lift hammers casually) | At least Class M (used his wind powers to lift a ship and make it fly) | At least Class M | Irrelevant
Striking Strength: Room Class | Multiversal+ | At least Multiversal+ | At least Outerversal
Durability: Room level | Multiverse level+ | At least Multiverse level+, (Can take hits from God Tier Caliborn) | At least Outerverse level (Can take hits from a Depowered Lord English)
Stamina: TBD
Range: Standard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with hammers, Tens of kilometers with Wind Powers | Multiversal+ | At least Multiversal, Outerversal via Retcon Powers/"The Blackout" | At least Outerversal, far higher via Retcon Powers/"The Blackout"
Standard Equipment: TBD
Intelligence: TBD
Weaknesses: Has an allergy to peanuts and can be quite gullible | Same as before | Same as before | None notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques: TBD
Key: Base | God Tier (Pre-Retcon Powers) | God Tier (Post-Retcon Powers) | Epilogues
Note: Currently still working on this profile, as some of the things are missing, like LS, Weaknesses, etc. I'll get back to it soon.
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