| “ | I think in the end... I'm just a guy who's trying to go through life. I'm not the smartest person, and I don't have much friends. But as long as I have my spaghetti, I'm good. | „ |
| ~ Mario |
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Mario Mario, also known as Mario the Sexy Plumber, is one of the two main protagonists (alongside SMG4) of the SMG4 series.
He is an idiotic Italian plumber, the best friend of SMG4, the abusive older twin brother of Luigi, the avatar of SMG4, SMG3, and the SMG4 Universe, the designated hero (a loose term, albeit not originally) of the Mushroom Kingdom, the former arch-enemy of Bowser, the former love interest of Princess Peach, and the co-leader of SMG4's Gang. Mario is an immensely dumb, narcissistic, and troublemaking person, befitting the comedic nature of the series. Despite his good intentions, his selfish and stupid behavior often antagonizes and ruins people's lives. Yet when things are at their absolute worst, Mario proves capable of even an ounce of selflessness and compassion. He cares very deeply about his friends, especially his best friends, and his brother Luigi.
Tier: At least 5-B, 4-B, Low 2-C, 2-B, 2-A to 1-A
Name: Mario Mario, Mario the Sexy Plumber
Origin: SMG4 Channel
Gender: Male
Age: 24 years old (As confirmed by MediExcalibur2012. It should also be noted that he doesn't age unlike other characters like Meggy, SMG4, Melony or JubJub)
Classification: YouTuber, Wallet Inspector, Meme Guardian
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Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Self-Sustenance (Type 1), Underwater Breathing (Type 2), Weapon Mastery, Master Hand to Hand Combatant, Toon Force (Capable of coming back after dying in the next scene and is capable of appearing about anywhere like teleportation. He also escaped Gaben dimension in the next episode), Fourth Wall Awareness (Is aware that the world he is in is fake and has spoken to the viewer on multiple occasions), Acrobatics, Can throw his head off, Dimensional Storage (Can summon weapons from out of nowhere), Madness Manipulation (Can drive people mad by showing his nude body. Can also work on robots or footage of Bowser doing this), Explosion Manipulation (Can explode in extreme anger or fear and various items such as bombs and Rocket Launchers), Regeneration (Mid-High, comparable to Luigi, who can recover from this and this), Chi Manipulation (Can perform the Kamehameha in earlier video's without the use of his Super Saiyan Form), Energy Projection (Seen here), Animal Manipulation (Via his horse), Summoning (Can summon a demon, a giant mecha of spaghetti and his kart), Supernatural Luck with Winger Yoshi, Fire Manipulation via Flamethrower and Fire Flower, Electricity Manipulation (Can throw an electric ball that knocked out Wendy), Poison Manipulation (Managed to eat all the shrooms from a planet, which are drugs), Size Manipulation via various Mushroom, Limited Power Nullification (Can put out fires with a fire extinguisher), Sealing via Pokéballs, BFR with Rock Wizard (Can send someone to another dimension), Mind Control (Can throw Cappy at someone and control them), Duplication via Clone Justu, Resistance to Fear Manipulation (Didn't get scared whatsoever from Boos), Mind Control (Completely unaffected by Master Hand's Mind Control), Extreme Cold (Unaffected by being naked in the snow and being naked in space which is -454.81), possible Extreme Heat (Didn't notice the sun getting extremely close to earth until he heard the fire, though it's unknown if it's as hot as the sun), Pain to an extent (He can at best be completely turned to dust or have his limbs chopped off and not feel any pain), Soul Manipulation (Can survived without a soul)
Same as before but all upgraded to a higher extent, Rage Power (When in an angry state he can turn Super Saiyan), Flight (Can fly at super speeds in Super Saiyan Form), Large Size (Type 0-1, with Super Mushroom, he was almost the size of Peach's castle), Energy Projection via Super Saiyan powers, Magic, Chi Manipulation via Kamehameha, Statistics Amplification via Golden Mushroom and Super Mushroom
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At least Planet level (Uppercutted Mario Head into the skies, who destroyed Earth twice and Mario himself destroyed Earth.), Solar System Level (Comparable to SMG3, who survived Kirby's blast which had overpowered a Black Hole), Universe level+ (Destroyed a space-time continuum by causing mass confusion via freaking out and messing with all of the video's sketches in SM64: Ssenmodnar 9 - Time Travel Edition and destroyed the very existence of his home universe in Time Travel Tells. Defeated the Mario Head, who was gonna devour the universe and endured the destruction of Earth, beat Grand Dad, who screwed up the universe and defeated the Narrator, who can orchestrate Mario's life and control the universe. Defeated ??? who stole his password and hacked the universe in Account Loss), Multiverse level (Fought and should be somewhat comparable to Master Hand who created corridors of Smash Rooms, Master Hand is the ruler of these dimensions and can manipulate and change the rules of them at his will which Crazy Hand who has the same powers as Master Hand changed the rules of the Smash dimensions multiple times and Master Hand can create more game modes and more dimensions/maps at his will. Comparable to Zero, who has destroyed many, many universes in his search for “the avatar”), Multiverse level+ to Outerverse level (Can move around the Great Beyond, which exists outside the universe. Scales to SMG1 and SMG2, who destroyed the God Box, which holds and grants unlimited power. the God Box exists outside the SMG4 cosmology. The cosmology has an afterlife. Iin fiction, the afterlife transcends the cosmology. Is superior to Toad, who knocked out Luke, who lives in the Great Beyond. Punched through the Puzzlevision website, which views the verse as fiction)
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Massively FTL (Went to the sun in 4 seconds), Massively FTL+ (Scales to SMG4, who ran from Neptune to the Sun in 2 seconds), Infinite (Mario moved casually when the universe was possibly destroyed though it's unknown if it was a timeline or if all matter was gone and was able to BLJ so fast he exited reality. Moved around in a white void), Irrelevant (Kept up with Sanic, who could keep up with Sonic. Can move around the Great Beyond, which exists outside the universe. BLG’d so fast he went to the beginning of time and can move around it. BLJed pasted the remains of Peach's Castle, the Toytoy Kingdom's remains, a room, and the intro of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. BLJed through a door in a garbage dump incinerator and ended up in SMG3’s cafe)
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Class G (Comparable to Meggy, who in turn can throw and spin him long distances with moderate ease)
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At least Planet Class, Solar System Class, Universal+, Multiversal, Multiversal+ to Outerversal
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At least Planet level, Solar System Level (Tanked an explosion that immediately sent him from one galaxy to another), Universe level+, Multiverse level+ to Outerverse level
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Varies from Low to Very High (Can easily get tired from fighting or just eating though at his strongest he can fight for an extended period of time when Toads that are somewhat on par with Mario piled on Mario and showed no sign of tiring. He can run backward for 24 hours without stopping and didn't show any signs of tiring)
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Standard melee range with basic attacks. Hundreds of Meters with various guns, far higher with various power-ups. Infinite with Waluigi Launcher (Shot Waluigi outside the orbit across infinite meters by stuffing a lot of explosives)
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None, with Toon Force which can across Bob-omb, AK-47, Various Weapons, Tank, Wand, Shotgun, Waluigi Launcher, Blue Shell, Hammer, Golden Mushroom, Chainsaw, Cappy, Rock, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Various Handguns, Super Mushrooms and Mushrooms, Rock Wizard (Note, he can summon more of these at his disposal)
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Below Average (Mario has always been treated as one of if not the dumbest character from the entire series, he didn't know what 1+1 was until Baldi taught him. He lacks common sense thinking toasters are good for a bath, shooting himself, and ribbing off his limbs. Though on occasions he shows an intelligent side an example in certain episodes he shows Average intellect and In The Super Mario Stupid Show it shows he isn't fully stupid). At least Genius, possibly Extraordinary Genius when he turned into Smart Mario (Capable of building a giant robot with built-in systems in a quick amount of time, Smart Bob who had the same intellect did the same in another quick time span. Stated by Tari to be smarter than Professor. E. Gadd, who in turn could build time machines though it was just a statement by Tari)
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Due to his high weight (at least 12,000 pounds which equal 6 tons), he is slow on his feet, as shown in 101 Ways for Mario to Die, The 1337 Police, and several other episodes, though this isn't much of a flaw. However, he was recently shown to have superhuman speed. Mario is one of the most stupid characters (if not the most stupid character) in the SMG4 series, not even knowing what 1+1 is until Baldi taught him math. It is so far his biggest weakness, as it cost him quite a few battles, despite his strength. However, Mario sometimes does show signs of intelligence in some episodes, with the biggest example being SMG4: The Super Mario Stupid Show, which brings up the question if Mario pretends to be stupid and/or has an intelligent side. Despite Mario having insane abilities, including his ridiculous level of strength, he seems to never actually use it when circumstances require it, such as facing enemies/foes or getting out of a certain situation. This can also be tied to his cowardice. Mario has a tendency to run into danger without a strategy. This caused him to lose several lives in SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play?, get bombed several times by SMG3's Painting in SM64 Bloopers: SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom, and almost got him turned into a T-Pose Zombie in SMG4: Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse. This is a character trait not unique to him in terms of combat impulsiveness: Luigi on occasions runs into combat extremely recklessly when forced out of fear, or Meggy Spletzer, who often overestimates her capability, as it once got her turned into a T-Pose Zombie. Like Meggy, Mario has downright awful cooking skills, and whenever he turned an oven on, the oven would destroy Peach's Castle. In SMG4: Mario's Hell Kitchen, SMG4 deemed him useless and didn't allow him to help their team because of it (ironic, despite the fact that most of the other members of the team are just bad as him). Sometimes the occurrence of him failing to use an oven or machines is attributed to bad luck. Unlike Meggy, however, his cooking results aren't quite as bad and he sometimes even manages to succeed (though it's usually done with stolen ingredients). Mario very easily gets wrapped up in falsehoods and has been known to lash out and punish other residents of the Mushroom Kingdom for things he's seen fictional versions of themselves do in memes. While normally contempt to be a humble plumber, any time Mario gets a measure of power, no matter how small leads to him quickly becoming a tyrant and despot, alienating his friends, and setting in motion events to remove him from power.
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Although initially does not appear quite strong at first sight, Mario is actually very powerful, being capable of destroying the entire world. However, he rarely shows his true power levels, which is why he has easily been beaten up by a number of powerful characters. A notable exception was in Mario Plays: Five Nights At Freddy's, where, after he became enraged, he easily killed all the characters in the game with no effort. He can easily be considered the most powerful character in the SMG4 series despite not often show it, but will when he wants to (however, the official tier list shows him to be in the B tier, among the third most powerful characters in SMG4).
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Although Mario's abilities and physical strength throughout the SMG4 series greatly vary and are inconsistent (primarily depicting him as one of the strongest characters in the older videos but often portrays him as almost useless in most of the newer videos, although the opposite is occasionally true). This is a list of abilities he has shown.
- Multiple Lives: While not commonly addressed, Mario's unexplained recoveries from seemingly fatal injuries are sometimes justified by the fact that he has extra lives. It's unknown how Mario comes back after losing all of his life.
- Superhuman strength: Mario is one of if not, the physically strongest SMG4 character in existence. Mario has been strong enough to punch and throw people from several feet away to miles away in the sky. This also includes striking people through doors, concrete walls, or other sorts of barriers or objects. He once, with a single punch, shattered a large window made of wire mesh glass in SM64 Bloopers: Luigi Labyrinth. He is able to casually lift and throw Bowser, who weighs over 1.428 tons. He casually uprooted the tree Meggy Spletzer was building a treehouse on in SMG4: There's Something Up With Meggy... He also punched a pilot straight through the window and down to the ground in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island, and is even able to lift King Bob-omb (calculated to weigh 30 tons). He can also rip out a control panel of a train and even throw a weight-lift into the sky, taking out a commercial passenger jet. After launching Fishy Boopkins in the sky, he ended up making a plane crash into Professor E. Gadd's workshop. He's also supposed to have the same strength as he is in the games, where he can lift and punt entire castles that weights at least 61 million tons (meaning that his foot alone is 231 times more powerful than the atomic bomb that dropped on Hiroshima), break thousands of bricks with his bare hands, throw a baseball so fast it ignites the air, lift a neutron star worth 750 septillion tons and break asteroids easily. In SMG4: Super Challenge 64, once his path of backward sprinting started, he could not be stopped. He rammed & destroyed oncoming vehicles, went straight through concrete walls, heavily destroyed small buildings, and managed to easily trample Son Goku and Shaggy Rogers two of whom are very powerful characters. He once defeated the Mario Head with a single jumping upwards fist strike, sending it into the clouds.
- Superhuman Speed: Mario is usually very slow, but there are instances where he shows he had the capability of superhuman speed. There are many instances throughout the SMG4 series where Mario manages to run fast enough to keep up with or escape moving vehicles, such as in SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus Hunt, where he was outrunning a Tank before the tank's operator stopped him by firing an armor-piercing shell directly at him. Mario was able to outrun many police cruisers in a high-speed chase running backward in SMG4: Super Challenge 64. Mario's top speed is extremely vague and varies a lot from episode to another, but scaling him to his mainstream self would make him just as fast, if not faster, than his rival Sonic the Hedgehog, as he's shown to be massively faster than light at many occasions, and broke several times the barrier of time and speed itself, his Backwards Long Jump technique increases his speed drastically.
- Superhuman Reflexes: There were many instances throughout the SMG4 series where he was able to dodge bullets. He once casually dodged shotgun rounds the instant they were inches away from landing on him. Scaling him makes him faster than any other character in the SMG4 Universe, as shown many times, including dodging lasers, piloting MFTL objects, and reacting faster than time itself.
- Superhuman Durability: Over the years, Mario has survived nearly everything thrown at him, from falling from great heights, falling from orbit, gunfire, explosions (greatly ranging in magnitude), getting attacked by Bowser, getting crushed, physical blows from SMG4 (about as strong as him), to car & plane crashes, all barely fazed. He even survived being utterly beaten by a Super Saiyan 3 Steve and taking a direct hit from his Kamehameha. In SMG4: Mario and the Experiment, Mario was clinging to the face of Godzilla when Joe Boopkins threw a Jotaro-style flurry of punches onto Godzilla; Mario survived the pummeling while Godzilla was sent flying and dissipated from damage. It should be noted that Joe is strong enough to obliterate a large pirate ship with one swing of his giant tentacle. In SMG4: Super Challenge 64 Mario is seemingly unhurt, and even unbothered after the Mushroom Kingdom Armed Forces dropped a nuclear weapon right on top of him from a Stealth Bomber. He didn't seem to take notice that he was hit by a nuke point-blank, nor the destruction of Mushroom City around him after it; he was too busy celebrating winning a bet made by Meggy (he was challenged to run backward for a whole day). He has survived shots from miniguns, AK-47s, and .50 caliber sniper rifles with no visible injuries. He (in the mainstream games) survived the resetting and pressure of the entire universe at once, survived hits from multiversal beings, and even tanked hits from Dreamy Bowser, who had theoretically unlimited power. Mario also has been shown to resist the lack of any potential dimension including time and space without being affected in any way (SMG4: Mario Gets【Ｗｏｋｅ】), making him superior (faster, more durable, and in a higher existence plane) than them, meaning he is potentially over the concepts of life and death, which could explain his absurd levels of durability. In S̶M̶G̶4̶: I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!, Mario got stabbed in the head by two swords and at the end of the episode, he separated his head from his body without any kind of visible handicap. He has also survived decapitation multiple times and even been burned alive by characters like Cringe or Bowser. In SMG4: What If Mario Had $10,000,000?, Mario was the only one to resist being stung by a swarm of bees, getting burned by the Angry Sun, and the loud screechy singing voice of Toads, and in SMG4: Mario Does Literally Anything For Views, he was able to easily take on being stabbed and shot multiple times without feeling the slightest bit of pain.
- Pyrokinesis: Like in the mainstream Mario games, when Mario collects a Fire Flower, he transforms into Fire Mario, can throw fireballs, and manipulate fire. When drawing power from the Smash Ball, he can use Mario Finale, his Final Smash from the Super Smash Bros. series which allows him to throw a powerful stream of fire. Videos prior to 2020 sometimes give Mario the ability to throw fire without the help of a Fire Flower.
- Anaerobic Functioning: Mario is often seen in space or underwater without showing signs of needing oxygen. This trait is often shared with older SMG4 characters. (While others haven't proven they can.) However, in SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies, he wasn’t able to breathe underwater, so he had to increase his nose size to the air to breathe. However, without an explanation, he is once again able to breathe underwater in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon.
- Hand-to-hand skill: Although most of the time he is depicted as a coward, there are times he has displayed his true skill has proven himself to be a master at unarmed combat. Over the years he has been in many battles, winning most of them. He has his own unique style, with very fast and powerful punches and kicks and tackles. One of the best examples of this is his final fight with SMG4 at the end of SMG4: Mario Battle Royale. These skills might be a reference to the many martial arts he demonstrated in many games, the most famous example being in the Super Smash Bros. series.
- Agility: Despite his weight and shape, he has a great acrobatic capability. He also can greatly apply this to combat, as he can be very skillful when it comes to rapid, high jumps, flips, and tackles. A great example of this was the time he got locked into combat with Sans.
- Giant-Size and Strength: In SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 10 (350k apocalypse special), Mario used a Mega Mushroom to grow into Mega Mario, a power-up form which is bigger, stronger and tougher than the base Mario.
- Sub-Zero Temperature Tolerance: During SM64 Bloopers: SnowTrapped, in a few moments, Mario was naked in the freezing cold a few times, without any adverse effects. He is also occasionally seen in space, which has a fatal temperature of -454.81, dressed casually in no protective garments, and still is not bothered by it. However, SMG4: Little Penguin Lost shows that freezing water will still freeze him.
- Bilingualism: Mario is shown to be bilingual, speaking in fluent English and Italian (his mother tongue). His skill is displayed in SMG4: High School Mario, where he and Luigi were given an A+ grade by their Italian teacher. He can also apparently communicate by screaming as shown in SMG4: Mario VS Siren Head. According to SMG4: Mario Goes to the Dentist..., he is apparently fluent in Spanish, as he was able to successfully pass off as a Mexican dentist.
- Rapping Skills: In the War of the Fat Italians series since SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special), as well as Supah Star Rap Battles of EPICNESS: Mario VS Luigi., Mario has demonstrated great rapping skills.
- H4ck1ng Sk1llz: Despite normally being unintelligent, Mario was shown to be perfectly capable of hacking into computers in SMG4: MarioTube 2. However, he needed to break into YouTube Headquarters in order to do so. In Portal M4R10 - If Mario was in... Portal, he managed to hack one of GLaDOS's security cameras, using a nearby computer, so that it would show Teletubbies instead of the camera's live feed.
- Head Removal: Thanks to the humorous laws of Cartoon Physics, Mario will sometimes lose his head and be totally fine in the next scene. On rare occasions, his body can function without his head attached. In SMG4: Mario and the Anime Challenge, Mario can be seen attempting to reattach it after it came off, possibly implying that his head is detachable like a LEGO® Minifigure.
- Dancing: Mario is known to be skilled at dancing as shown in R64: Stupid Mario Party as he can perform continuously at a quickened pace that Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi were unable to memorize his movements and catch up with him. However, he does have a limit to the duration of his dancing, as SMG4: Steve VS Smash Bros showed him about to run out of new dancing moves while facing off a Fortnite character. Once, dancing with his past self actually stopped a time paradox in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer. In Season 11, Mario’s dancing abilities became more prominent in appearances, and remain as good as ever.
- Fat Powers: In SMG4: Mario And The T-Pose Virus, Mario could make himself even fatter at will. This made him even stronger, allowing him to break down doors and other furniture.
- Nude Bomb: In SMG4: Mario Gets Stuck On An Island, Mario was able to gather the nudes from not just himself but from "all the hoes and the bitches" into a Spirit Bomb type ball that was powerful enough to turn a pig to ashes.
- CAPturing: Using Cappy, Mario can take control of other people, enemies, or inanimate objects.
- Master Sword Removal: Despite his negative traits and not proving his power, wisdom, and courage, Mario in If Mario was in... Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time proved worthy of drawing Master Sword from its pedestal. This impressive feat, however, might be just attributed to his already absurd superhuman strength, the seal being near-impossible to remove would make Mario technically infinitely strong.
- Clone Jutsu: In SMG4: Mario and the Anime Challenge, Mario has shown to be capable of copying the Clone technique from the Naruto series.
- Z Move: Italian ThunderFat: In Super Mario Guides: HOW TO CATCH POKEMON, Mario was able to fly up above the atmosphere, charge up his Z-Power, and deliver a ground smash powerful enough to leave the entire planet in ruins.
- Architect: In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: World of Craftmine, Mario claimed to be an architect but he can't build a thing. He gets better at building later on, but as seen in SMG4: The Bed., he usually ends up making things that are far from the intended result, initially leading him to create a reclining beach chair out of logs before he changes it into a fully functioning robot after he realized that he was reading "the wrong side" of the instructions.
- Coin Absorption: In SMG4: Mario Commits Tax Fraud, when the Grand Council of Tax Fraud attempted to kill Mario by shooting him with golden coins, he absorbed them instead (and possibly gained a few extra lives in the process). This referenced how most video game characters can pick up the currency by simply coming in contact with them.
- Business Planning: Mario has some knowledge of running a good business, making a B&B service with quality as shown in SMG4: Mario's Bed and Breakfast.
- Backwards Long Jump: The famous speed run to move from Super Mario 64 when Mario gains momentum by a Thwomp in SMG4: Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti. In the episode SMG4: If Mario Was In Meta Runner, Mario makes a BLJ with Tari to speed run around the world (including Brazil). In the episode SMG4: If Mario was in... Fall Guys, Mario can do it without using an obstacle. And in the episode SMG4: Mario's Mask Of Madness he makes a BLJ on the first floor of Peach's Castle with a possessed Luigi. In SMG4: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin' he's doing one at the beginning when he's going to the theatre. In SMG4: Doomsday but Mario is Okay, Mario makes a BLJ to go faster to the fridge to see if there was food. The same thing happened in SMG4: Uncanny Mr. Mario to see if there was spaghetti. In SMG4: The Floor is Lava, Mario makes a BLJ to escape from a jail made by Boopkins it worked for a few seconds just to fly around the world by ending up in the same jail.
- Super Nut: As revealed in SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies, he can stretch his nose, and he can grabs things with it, for example in one scene, he grabbed a gun with his nose, and accidentally shot the lock, letting Hal Monitor in. He can actually use his nose to move, for example, in the Super Mario 64 segment, he used his nose to jump and avoid Goombas, and used his wheelchair to stomp on them. He also used his nose to knock a Bob-omb to a Chain Chomp, killing it. He can extend his nose with such force that it can knock super-powered beings like Mr. Incredible unconscious and he can use it to boost his already impressive jumps to insane levels, even with an SMG in each hand.
- Post Explosion Regeneration: Especially in the classic episodes, Mario has been shown to explode several times in the series, turning into a coin in the process. He can then revert back to human form from that coin. While this ability hasn't been shown for a long time, it made a return in SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special as a reference.
- Mind Control Resistance: Mario can resist being mind-controlled as seen in R64: Stupid Smash Bros where Master Hand tried to mind control him but he was "too stupid" to be mind-controlled.
- Avatar Giant: By taking in memes, he can get bigger. But if his Super Meme Guardians don't properly concentrate their powers, or if they take in a meme themselves, unwanted and uncontrollable enlargements can occur. Smaller amounts of Meme energy enlarge his head and give him the power of flight.
- Teleportation/Peace Out: Mario can teleport away from his current location by doing the 'Peace Out' gesture, a move he uses in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Poppy Playtime to get away from Huggy Fuggy after he knocks Huggy into the wall of a vent using an air vent.
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