Summary[]
Miracle Machine is the main protagonist in the music video Albuquerque: THE MOVIE, he also is the main protagonist in Everything You Know Is Wrong and makes a brief appearance in Polkamania!. He spent his childhood living in a box under the stairs in his mother's house, during which he was fed a diet of entirely sauerkraut until he was 26.5 years old, and the very next day, he won a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque, New Mexico in a contest.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier List: 9-C | High 8-C+ - 8-B+
Key: Child | Adult
Name: Miracle Machine
Origin: Albuquerque: THE MOVIE
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Child), 26.5 (Adult)
Classification: Human
Power and abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Natural Weaponry (Via teeth), Fourth Wall Awareness (Speaking to the audience), Resistance to Fire Manipulation, (put out a grease fire with his face and seemingly felt no pain despite his face being burnt)
Attack Potency: Street Level (Should be as powerful as he is durable) | Large Building Level+ - City Block Level+ (Can harm the One-Nostril man who can harm him back. Easily tore off a homeless guy's Jugular vein)
Speed: Below Average Human (Should be comparable to average children) | Average Human
Lifting Strength: Below Average Human | Average Human
Striking Strength: Street Level | Large Building level+ - City Block Level+
Durability: Street Level (Withstood his mother's yell which was so powerful it sent a table flying this fast and was seemingly uninjured by it.) | Large building level+ - City Block Level+ (Survived an explosion this big while having his Tray table up and his seat in the upright position as protection)
Stamina: Below Average | Superhuman (Crawled for 3 full days while carrying his Leather suitcase, his Garment bag, Tenor Saxophone, his 12-pound bowling ball and his lucky snorkel all while being injured on top of that)
Range: Below Average Standard Melee Range | Standard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range With Chainsaw
Standard Equipment: None Notable | Headphones, Leather suitcase, Garment bag, Tenor Saxophone, 12-pound Bowling ball, Lucky Autographed Glow-in-the-dark snorkel and Chainsaw
Intelligence: Below Average | At least Below Average (Should be more intelligent than he was before, but not by a lot. Bought a box of one dozen starving crazed weasels without any sense of caution and was oblivious to someone yelling and screaming in pain due to him biting off his jugular vein)