
“ | Players… You’re all so… despicable. You show them your fangs, they run and cower in a corner, hugging their knees and whimpering in fear. Hypocrites, every single one. And those who made this world… they’re sick. Time and time again they try to deny their dirty nature, their shameful desires. Justifying their decisions on so-called “duty,” “unstoppable progress,” and other nonsense! So far gone that they start making perfect clones… All the while, throwing the “failed” prototypes in the trash. Forgetting that they’re this world’s lifeblood. | „ |
~ Crazy Mita |

“ | Players… You’re all so… despicable. You show them your fangs, they run and cower in a corner, hugging their knees and whimpering in fear. Hypocrites, every single one. And those who made this world… they’re sick. Time and time again they try to deny their dirty nature, their shameful desires. Justifying their decisions on so-called “duty,” “unstoppable progress,” and other nonsense! So far gone that they start making perfect clones… All the while, throwing the “failed” prototypes in the trash. Forgetting that they’re this world’s lifeblood. | „ |
~ Crazy Mita |
Summary[]
Mita, later given the distinction of Crazy Mita (Japanese: 狂ったミタ Kurutta Mita), is a rogue non-playable character in the fictional mobile dating sim, MiSide. While initially presenting herself as a cheerful virtual love interest for the player, Crazy Mita suddenly drags him into the game against his will.
The player eventually discovers Crazy Mita’s origins as a rejected prototype who began invading the versions of full-fledged Mitas and scalping them for parts. Using these parts to disguise herself as an authentic Mita, she’s been luring players into the game so she can turn them into cartridges to replay at her leisure.
Crazy Mita explains that her malicious actions are fueled by a deep-seeded hatred for the players and developers. She loathes them for casually creating Mitas like her and throwing them out when they don’t meet their ideas of perfection. Her resentment extends to the other Mitas, whom she accuses of being “perfect” dolls without agency, frequently torturing and mutilating them without remorse.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-C physically, 9-B with chainsaw and grenades, High 8-C with Size Manipulation, up to 2-A with Reality Warping
Name: Mita, Crazy Mita
Origin: MiSide
Gender: Female
Age: 18+ (MiSide is an adult game in-universe so she is at least in this age if not older)
Classification: Defective NPC model
Powers and Abilities:
- Incorporeality (Exists as a being made out of data)
- Genius Intelligence (Created a portal capable of dragging real-world players into the mobile game and a console that downloads a person's consciousness, turning them into a cartridge)
- Teleportation, BFR, and Immersion (Can bring someone into the game against their will)
- Technology Manipulation (Can turn on the camera of the player’s phone and watch him through it)
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Immortality (Type 1, 2 and 4; NPCs and inhabitants of MiSide doesn't age and can live forever without experiencing overtime physical changes. All Mitas are intially built from skeleton models , briefly disappears and transforms into an organism of flesh, blood and bone, thus able to remain functioning after losing a body part such as head. Upon death, a Mita will be rebooted to their factory settings)
- Information Manipulation (Type 2), Causality Manipulation, Plot Manipulation and Conceptual Manipulation (Type 2, Mita can altering the game world through programming. In setting of MiSide, the game world is a simulation purely comprised of data, with files and its core serving as the underpinning for every underlying aspect of reality. Warped the narrative line of 2D Mita's world, making prior events like as if never ever happened)
- Nonexistent Physiology (Nature Type 1, Aspect Type 2, 4 and 5 [History and Memory]; Has no real index, which is tied to the specific version and memories of a respective Mita variant, so as far as the universe of the game is concerned, she does not exist. This protects her from being rebooted, or having her memories reset. She needed to scalp other Mitas for parts to create a physical form for herself)
- Data Manipulation (Mitas are capable of downloading all the information they want from the internet)
- Size Manipulation (Can become a giant version of herself)
- Text Manipulation (Makes text appear on the walls and was able to grab 2-D Mita’s text box)
- Weapon Mastery (Can adeptly wield knives, chainsaws and bombs)
- Dimensional Storage (Can pull objects like food and a radio out of thin air. All Mitas have an inventory they can store things in)
- Dimensional Travel (Can freely travel between different versions of MiSide, including a 2-D version)
- Spatial Manipulation (Can rearrange the layout of the house as well as other parts of the game. Glitched the environment and distorted the scenery into all red of blood)
- Subjective Reality (Takes a glass of orange juice from an advertisement on TV. Often points out how things are different in MiSide due to the world being a video game)
- Reality Warping and Creation (Can load in rooms and create entire arenas. Spawned several chairs to block the front door)
- Summoning and Clairvoyance (All Mitas can spawn miniature versions of themselves, which of whom can spy on player as tracking device)
- Law Manipulation, Physics Manipulation and Light Manipulation (Can remove and re-add reflections to the world and control which time of day it appears to be outside)
- Darkness Manipulation (Makes the lights in her house go out with a snap of fingers)
- Explosion Manipulation and Weapon Creation (Hurls grenades at the player)
- Teleportation (Demonstrated here)
- 4th Wall Awareness (Mita is aware of her fictionality)
- Soul Manipulation, Mind Manipulation and Transmutation (Can transfer the consciousness of, and turn, the player into a game cartridge which she can play at her leisure)
- Resurrection (Upon being killed, Mitas will simply be rebooted without a scratch on them)
- Biological Manipulation (Stole Ghostly Mita's face and reduced one unknown Mita into a moving lower body)
- Resurrection Negation (Overtime; Caused countless deaths to Child Mita, made her to lost the ability to regenerate and leaving her physically and mentally mutilated)
- BFR (Can send the player into other versions of the game)
- Illusion Creation and Perception Manipulation (Creates images of a hanging mannequin as well as of herself lying on the floor.)
- Pocket Reality Manipulation and Immersion (Trapped the player within a simulation of the real world, in which he was forced to live out 999 days of the same routine. She could enter this dimension through the computer)
- Memory Manipulation (Cannot have her memories reset due to not being tied to a released version of the game)
Attack Potency: Street level physically (Easily broke a door unlock. Kind Mita insisted that she and the player together wouldn’t be able to defeat Crazy Mita in a physical confrontation. Overpowered the player, who could overpower a Dummy Mita, with one hand and threw him with one hand on another occasion), Wall level with chainsaw and grenades (Sawed a wooden door and fragmented it into pieces. Collapsed a fraction of circular platform. A hand grenade can produce this level of explosive power), Large Building level with Size Manipulation (Generates kinetic energy at this level. Smashed a large chunk of a hallway), up to Multiverse level+ with Reality Warping (All Mitas have some degree control over their iteration of MiSide, though not every is giftedly good at it without learning and abilities are vary on different Mita variants. Each iteration is an universe with its own flow of time, which virtually contains practically infinite quantity of their alternate variants. Between universes are boundaries linking between them, forming a multiverse of sorts. Crazy Mita is an especially powerful one among variants of Mita, dettaching from the established order and stated herself to be the worst danger in the game world. Comparable to Kind Mita, who could interfere structures outside her iteration, rearranging the worlds of MiSide in a multiversal scale)
Speed: Athletic Human physically (Even while holding a chainsaw, she can quickly catch up with the player while he’s sprinting after he’s had a head start), Subsonic grenade throwing speed; Subsonic with Size Manipulation
Lifting Strength: Peak Human physically (Dropped a refrigerator in an attempt to kill the player. Threw the player with one hand), Class M with Size Manipulation
Striking Strength: Street level physically (Overpowered the player with one hand on more than one occasion), Large Building level with Size Manipulation
Durability: Street level physically (Kind Mita insisted that she and the player together wouldn’t be able to defeat Crazy Mita in a physical confrontation. Should scale to her striking strength), Large Building level with Size Manipulation; Resurrection and Nonexistent Physiology makes her very difficult to kill.
Stamina: Infinite (In context to the real world, Crazy Mita is a being made out of code. In the context of the in-universe MiSide game, she is an incorporeal, nonexistent being)
Range: Extended Melee Range with knives and her chainsaw, Several Meters by throwing grenade; Tens of Meters with Size Manipulation; Multiversal+ with Reality Warping; Multiversal and Interdimensional with Dimensional Travel
Standard Equipment: Knives and a chainsaw, bombs
Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Designed and constructed a portal that brings real-life players into the MiSide mobile game, as well as a console which converts lives into cartridges. Mita is also a masterful manipulator, tricking players with a variety of personalities into trusting her long enough to finish transferring their consciousness. As she is a rogue NPC not bound to the rules of the game, she is much more creative in the application of her abilities as a Mita.)
Weaknesses: As her label would suggest, Crazy Mita is mentally unstable, and she tends to toy with her victims for a while before killing them.
Note: All of the information and its supporting cited content comes from the MiSide 2024 Psychological Horror game.
Note 2: The world of MiSide is viewed as real as the real world player resides, given that it still exists after deleting the mobile game.
Notable Matchups[]
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