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The Baker (Canon, Cookie Clicker)/G-Toasty

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Summary[]

The Baker is the player character in Cookie Clicker. They start off being a humble baker of cookies before becoming incredibly successful, and eventually rewriting the laws of reality with the sheer amount of cookies they generate, and eventually getting their hands on all sorts of technology and powers before ascending their entire reality and restarting their story all over again and again repeatedly, being the supreme God over the world.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: High 1-B

Name: Variable, "The Baker"

Origin: Cookie Clicker

Gender: Variable

Age: Variable, likely irrelevant after Ascension

Classification: Cookie baker, God, a "psychologically-complicated universe-spanning cookie magnate"

Powers and Abilities:

Attack Potency: High Hyperverse level+ (ℵ3 * ω-D; Can destroy the entirety of the cosmology and spiritually ascend it completely through Ascension. Can fuse higher-dimensional realities with lower ones. The Baker can bake more cookies than Farms, which can till the universe. The Infinity Engine Upgrade breaks the laws of thermodynamics, presumably due to it having an infinite amount of heat. The Baker can bake far more than 100 million cookies in 1 click, which generates a cookie quasar. Able to poke entire universes)

Speed: Infinite (By their very nature. Transcends and is as powerful as the cosmology, which is past infinite spatial dimensions, granting them this speed by default), Infinite speed signals, likely Irrelevant travel speed ships (People can pilot Shipment ships. Relativistic Parsec-Skipping Upgrades instantly make Shipment ships be able to skip parsecs, which are tiny distances, which is stated to be physically impossible, meaning that Shipment ships are able to ignore the existence of short distances, barely making them Irrelevant speed. Shipment Ships can be piloted and sent to various nebulae, travel through wormholes, and even go into warp drive, with robot crews only being hired after that Upgrade, and aren't even autopilots, and are literal robots that pilot the ship instead, only to prevent the death of humans. Dug to the Earth's core. Able to bake sexdecillions of cookies in a millisecond. Has technology that can transmit signals across completely other space-times)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (Transcends the cosmology. Can easily lift up an infinite amount of weight)

Striking Strength: High Hyperverse level+ (ℵ3 * ω-D)

Durability: High Hyperverse level+ (ℵ3 * ω-D; Effortlessly withstands the annihilation of the cosmos constantly when Ascending)

Stamina: Infinite, likely Inexhaustible (Through time travel, can additionally never get tired. Starts and ends universes and realities at a whim and sees them end and restart again)

Range: High Hyperversal+ (ℵ3 * ω-D)

Standard Equipment: All Upgrades, All Buildings

Intelligence: Omniscient (Knows the exact position and movement of every particle in the universe, and can utilize it to their advantage. Created Cortex Bakers, which exerted enough intellectual computation to have been able to think of every possible idea that could be possibly thought up. And The Baker can steal and use the ideas from the Cortex Bakers. Created effectively an infinite loop of contingency plans in case any number of things go wrong with their universe. Can manually clone themselves. Creates incredibly advanced technology all the time. An Achievement refers to them as a financial prodigy, and patently genius. Has a clear mind and does yoga. Went to monetary school. Possesses the Secrets to the Universe. The Baker's Good Manners Upgrade has them learn the grandma's customs to make the grandmas more "amiable". The Brownie Point System Upgrade involves The Baker giving very small prizes to employees. Although the prizes are small, it's enough to double the efficiency of their workforce. The Behavioral Reframing Upgrade has The Baker use social engineering to convince all their workers that the word "union" is a slur. Can trick the public to make them seem more intelligent, sophisticated and reasonable than they are. Controls so many legislative bodies and branches of the global economy, that donating money to themselves reduces their taxes. Has a cult that became the new world order, turning zillions of people from every corner of the universe into loyal followers)

Weaknesses: Is implied to be incredibly sadistic. Doesn't seem care about the misery of anyone else but them, as long as they gain more control.

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