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Lifting Like Larry[]

Spongebob-squarepants-larry-the-lobster

For the sake of simplicity, I'll assume these bleachers are comparable to real life ones, specifically a 4 Row 7 1/2’L aluminum one that weights 155 lbs. The average Bikini Bottomite is 5 ounces heavy, but you could also compare on to the common carp, which weighs up to 8.8 pounds, so...

Low-balled: 315.9375/143.3068394 kilograms Athletic Human Class

High-balled: 477.2 pounds/216.45428 kilograms Athletic Human Class

Somehow this feat is pretty average. Hang on let me try a more impressive feat.

Pop The Goo[]

Doing a bit of Size comparisons here,

28 Inch Bubble Man


That bubble guy is about seven times Spongebob's height, or 28 inches,

That's A Lot Of Goo

And that bubble goo is twice his height plus two Spongebob's, so it's 64 inches tall, and should have a volume of 137258.27743044 cubic inches. What exactly the goo bubble is made of isn't known, but I've used Gak (Another Nickelodeon product), Oil (Since some Nick websites state the bubble is polluted), and Brine Water (Since it came from Goo Lagoon, which is a brine lake.) for comparisons. Those equate to having a density of 1.959 (0.371 ounces for Glue, 0.58 ounces for Water and 1.008 ounces for Borak), 0.55 and 0.04 ounces per cubic inch, or 55.54, 15.59 and 1.13 gram per cubic inch which equate to the ball being 7623.32472849, 2139.85654514, and 155.101853496 kilograms heavy. All of that flew from Earth to what I presume is The Moon in about 22 seconds, so 17472727.2727 meters per second, which all equates to a total Kinetic Energy of...

1.1636860291831E+18 Joules/278,127,636.03802579641 Tons of TNT/Mountain/Large City Level for The Gak Bubble,

3.2664503411869E+17 Joules/78,070,036.8352509588 Tons of TNT/City Level for the Oil Bubble,

and 2.3676003114385E+16 Joules/5,658,700.5531512908638/Small City Level for the Brine Bubble.

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