| “ | I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed. | „ |
| “ | "Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." | „ |
| “ | "Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, Ive always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, theyd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know theres over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke!" | „ |
| “ | "It's a long, hard dusty road, you'll journey on through a world you never known. Only time will tell you if or not if your life has been in vain. Each morning sunrise brings question and query, each sunset brings you more doubts. Always you're searching for what, you're not even sure, melting away like an icicle on fiiiiiiiiire. Oooooh" | „ |
| “ | "Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast." | „ |
Summary[]
Xavier is a well-meaning yet naive and oblivious faun-like shaman wanderer with delusions of grandeur who speaks in a surfer accent. Xavier has a contradictory backstory, with multiple accounts having him either being abandoned by an inhuman being at a lake before being found by a couple, or conceived by a drunken woman after a particularly wild night. Nevertheless, the most constant aspect of his story is that his parents were "murdered" after a mysterious fire took hold of his house and burned them to death, and determined to find the one responsible for the atrocity.
Xavier is the eponymous main character of the program, often shown to be a deeply insecure, self-righteous, and childlike individual who can quickly turn against others if interactions with them lead to negative feelings about himself. Xavier often brings total destruction to his environment and those around him in his attempts to right what he sees as wrong or help others with their problems, in many instances going as far as breaking reality itself.
His physical appearance is equally absurd. He wears the shell of an isopod-like creature as an armband on his right arm. His left hand is a snake from the elbow downwards. It usually acts like an ordinary hand, but in the episodes "The 6th Teat of Good Intentions" and "El Tornadador", it appears to possess its own consciousness and speaks to Xavier directly. His knees bend at the joints backwards, he is covered in brown fur and has ocular heterochromia, having one brown eye and one blue. Instead of a nose, Xavier has a raptor-like beak, though he also has a mouth. He has six nipples and a giant eye in place of his genitalia. He typically wears tennis shoes and a loin cloth embroidered with varying symbols.
Xavier's purpose seems to change slightly with each episode, with the initial plot setting him as a wandering philosopher, aspiring "wise man" or sage of sorts whose intent on hermitism seems to give references to Native American vision quests. Of initial importance seems to be Xavier's drawn-out search for an answer to the abstract question, "What doth life?"
Later on in the series, however, the original plot seems to alter slightly into a more personal and less transcendent search: Xavier announces his reasons for roaming the world as the means by which he can help others, his purpose being to improve the quality of human existence and, generally speaking, do good. Much of the first season focuses on his search for the person who killed his father, himself, while the second season puts focus on his search for his mother, whom he believes to be alive after digging up her grave.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least Low 2-C, High 2-A at peak
Name: Xavier
Origin: Xavier Renegade Angel
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown, changes from time to time
Classification: Hybrid Abomination, Spiritual Guru, Seeker of Metaphysical Answers, Guardian Angel, Sungod
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Acausality (Types 1[1] & 3 and 4, Xavier remembered that he was in his childhood and trained and teached himself to be deep like him while trying to teach his youngself this Xavier remembered that he was taught how to do this in his childhood from a "creepy guy" which turned out to be Xavier himself who while teaching remembered that he was taught how to do this in his childhood froma "freaky stranger" which turned out to be Xavier himself, Xavier after the lesson wanted to show his kidself how he will turn out if he doesn't listen which made them go to another Xavier where he is wandering around the desert as Xaviers kidself says that he will do anything to be like "that guy" who is actually Xavier as the camera expands we see the other two versions of Xavier in the same situation using the same technique to make the young one obey, Xavier gave his own soul and knowledge to his youngself and then tore the fabric of time to reveal that he was one who caused the death of his mother from the past and his childhood home to burn down from the future as the whole situation turns out to be the memory of an older Xavier,[2] Xavier seems to have several origins which are all true as seen in the dejavu episode[3][4]), Transmutation (Turned a rainbow into fire,[5] transmutated a woman into a big sandwich[3]), Breaking the Fourth Wall,[4] Precognition (Can see the future and even talk to his future self using his Shakashuri[5]), Immersion (Interacted with his past self and made him burn his own hand,[5] entered a cavewomans mind by diving into her back,[1] took a woman that was in his memory from his mind.[6] Entered a painting though it is unknown if he was able to exit it[7]), Immortality (Types 2, 3, 4 and 6), Regeneration (High-Godly, Put himself together after being cut to pieces, seemingly returned after Burbury's computer system broke down reality and compressed it into a point, leaving only a void of nothingness behind,[5] created a new body for himself out of either atoms or nothing,[8] regenerated himself after Santa Claus absorbed him and possibly the entire universe.[9] After being turned into a painting Xavier created a new body for himself out of thin air[7]), Mind Manipulation, Morality Manipulation (Made the calm and helpful Burbuy's AI turn into a crazy bloodlusted AI that wants to end everything just by saying "What Doth Life",[5] his music can calm the same AI to the point where it turns from a crazy bloodlusted AI back to the calm and helpful one.[5] With his crystal he made a rich rude spoiled teen turn into a helpful teen[10]), Creation (Is likely the reason for the universes recreation after Burbury's computer system broke down reality and compressed it into a point, leaving only a void of nothingness behind,[5] created several objects with his Shakashuri[11]), Acrobatics,[12][13] Shapeshifting (Turned himself into a realistic human while doing a some flips[12]), Social Influencing (Xavier was able to make the opposing team quit immediately before the match even started just by doing a couple of flips,[12] he lied about killing the delivery man to his gang and even when the delivery man knocked on the door and showed that he was not dead they still believed Xavier and thought the man was a ghost of some sort,[12] convinced the gang to flush all of their drugs to toilet so they can be one step ahead of the police, while the logic didn't make any sense they listened to it thinking its a very "good idea" and that he has a "great foresight",[12] convinced a criminal gang to talk instead of spending time on crimes.[12] Even when he brutally murdered by devouring a woman's 7 babies he was still able to get a kiss from her at the end of the episode,[14] fixed a marriage of two cavepeople who shouldn't even supposed to have enough knowledge to understand what he is saying also convinced the same caveman to not beat him up after he thought Xavier was fucking his wife.[1] Convinced a man to commit suicide out of nowhere just by telling him about how life is worth living,[13] with "Taste the Pain" he can passively make anyone unite on beating him up even if they are big enemies to each other.[2] After wanting to go normal Xavier wore a mask and the skin of a corpse and then joined society quickly getting a job a family with two children and even becoming the best employee in the entire building just by repeating "I am a normal guy" while having literally zero knowledge on the job he is working at. Insulted his co-workers dead wife in horrible ways but instead of firing him his boss gave him a raise[15]), Empathic Manipulation (Xavier made all the members of the criminal mexican gang cry and leave crime forever just by being there and forcing them to talk everything out, he is the reason a man saw the gang as his "family" when they literally murdered his original family[12]), Madness Manipulation (Type 2, turned Barcode man mad and made him suicide just by talking about the existence of god with him,[3] turned a dolphin mascot insane just by showing a glimpse of his daily life,[11]), Vehicular Mastery,[16][10][17] Multiple Selves (Type 3, His snake hand is alive[14]), Poison Manipulation, Soul Manipulation and Absorption (Absorbed energy by devouring babies from his snake hand and used it to sniff the location of the babies,[14] absorbed the soul of a baby and said he grew stronger because of it[14]), Transformation and Resurrection (Can morph into an entity known as the Everchild by letting his snake arm eat his body, with the death of the Everchild causing it to turn into an egg which he can hatch from in adult form[14]), Subjective Reality (Seemingly created 2 robbers that stole money from the shop.[10] Took a woman that was in his memory from his mind,[6] ate a sandwich made out of his conciousness,[3] made his own feeling turn into reality[11]), Causality Manipulation and Acausality Negation (Type 1, 3 and 4, caused a rich kid to experience additional six months of his life by giving him a flashback.[10] Can remember his past different to change it completely and even add his future self into his past story, can make stuff happen just by remembering they happened[2]), Supernatural Luck (When Xavier was hungry a random shop in the middle of desert appeared[1]), Stealth Mastery (Can stand still and people wont notice him[1]), Information Analysis (Can ask computer to analyse and learn anything he desires of the object, like its age[1][6]), Time Travel (He can somehow go back in time by smoking and eating bacon, he can also go to the future by simply vomiting[1]), Non-Physical Interaction (Touched the "dream goo" which is supposed to be his dreams.[17] Tore the fabric of time itself and wore it like an costume[2]), Dream Manipulation (Somehow saw the dream of planet earth itself, can catch dreams[17]), Psychometry (Can see and experience the memories of dead people by drinking their brain matter,[6] as well as the memories of people present in the events he sees in his mind), Duplication (Talked and argued with himself on the phone, somehow existed in two different places and argued with himself[11]), Reality Warping, Logic Manipulation, Existence Erasure (Warps reality and turns the entire universe to a bunch of non sense, creates an earth inside of his weiner eye which flies around a giant chromosome that for some reason has 3 doors the middle one leading up to another earth that has a door that opens up to another earth that has a door leading up to another earth that has a door that opens up to a golden egg with a flying white mustache and a umbrealla thats protecting the egg from the rain that appears randomly which vomits out space which creates a starry sky and the stars transform into Xavier thats sucks all the starts into his Shakashuri which turns into a crystal that turns out to be on another Xaviers head thats doing a pose in the middle of space that tries to touch the star Xavier but his hand turns into infinite hands which turns into a white infinite hand egg that vomits out another Xavier thats gigantic and has a image of two Xaviers with their weiner out for a face while some random birds fly that turn into helicopters which all leads out to the same Xaviers weiner eye and the other Xavier as they both clash one last time accidently erasing the entire place turning it into a white void that turns into the symbol of infinity[11]), Matter Manipulation and Deconstruction (Can use the Monk noise to deconstruct his area including himself to small particles[8]), Teleportation (Shown here[18]), Air Manipulation (A simple blow from Xavier can cause a tornado to happen[18]), Body Control (Can turn himself inside out on command with his snake hand), Size Manipulation (In this scene Xaviers hand was much bigger than the inside out planet[18]), Elasticity and Toon Force (Shown here[2]), Cosmic Awareness (Xavier gave his entire knowledge from past, present and future to his youngself[2]), Time Manipulation (Tore the fabric of time itself and wore it like an costume and caused the death of his mother from the past.[2] He can somehow go back in time by smoking and eating bacon, he can also go to the future by simply vomiting[1]) Self-Sustenance (Types 1 and 3, Can survive in space), Resistance Negation (His own monk scream negated his own resistance[8]), Immortality (Types 2, 3, 4 and 6) and Regeneration (Low-Godly) Negation (Was able to kill his perfect clone who should share the same abilities as him[11]), Corruption, Possession (After a snail ate his skin it turned brown, corrupted the sun after it ate Xavier[3]), Animal Manipulation, Teleportation (Can vomit out a ton of insects then appear inside one of their eyes[3])
Information Manipulation (Type 2), Reality Warping, Data Manipulation (Unfazed by Burbury's computer system glitching out and digitizing reality through a virus, reducing everything to a bunch of glitchy polygons[5]), Matter Manipulation, Deconstruction (Unfazed by the Monk noise deconstructing the entire universe to small particles and then turning everything into one big statue[8]) Soul Manipulation (Can live without his soul present[2]), Pain Manipulation (Learned pain is all in the head from his master[9]) Transmutation (Came back from being transmutated into a soup,[3] unfazed by Burbury's computer system glitching out and digitizing reality through a virus, reducing everything to a bunch of glitchy polygons[5]), Ice Manipulation, Heat Manipulation (Casually shrugged off the Earth being deprived from the Sun's heat, which caused it to freeze entirely), Empathic Manipulation, Madness Manipulation (Type 2), Morality Manipulation (Can argue with himself), Immortality (Types 2, 3, 4 and 6) and Regeneration (Low-Godly) Negation (Survived his clones attacks)
Attack Potency: Universe level+ (Ate an entire timeline after it was stuffed in a small dot by Burbuy's AI,[5] his Shakashuri can affect time, space, reality, and logic[11],), High Multiverse level+ (Xavier trascended his own universe and entered our universe that see it as fiction[4])
Speed: Immeasurable (Traveled from his teenhood to adulthood in a near instant[9])
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (Lifted an entire timeline without a problem[5])
Striking Strength: Universe level+, Low Complex Multiverse level
Durability: Universe level+, Low Complex Multiverse level (Can take hits from his clone without a problem)
Stamina: Infinite (Can take beatings from several people and get up like its nothing, uses a technique called "take pain" where he uses his stamina to just win over basically anyone he faces. Learned pain is all in the head from his master[9])
Range: Standard Melee Range; up to Low Complex Multiverse level, likely far higher with at his peak
Standard Equipment: His Shakashuri
Intelligence: Varies from Below Average to Genius; Xavier is, to put it simply, a delusional, borderline sociopathic maniac with no common sense whatsoever, who often goes on pseudo-philosophical tangents with no self-awareness regarding himself or the world around him, and almost always disregards other people's wishes in favor of his own, either through pettiness or due to pure ignorance, misinterpreting and constantly mishearing blatant statements, and being overall easily gullible, at least in his younger years, with his attempts to help others being dulled and almost always ruined by his necessity to stroke his own ego and tendency to view problems where there are none.
Weaknesses: Incompetent and delusional, and has apparently chosen to abide by a vow of non-violence, although it is mostly arbitrary and he has broken it multiple times throughout the series.
Others[]
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References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 6
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 2.6 2.7 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 4
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 6
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 9
- ↑ 5.00 5.01 5.02 5.03 5.04 5.05 5.06 5.07 5.08 5.09 5.10 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 1
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 9
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 10
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 8.3 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 1
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 5
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 5
- ↑ 11.0 11.1 11.2 11.3 11.4 11.5 11.6 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 10
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 12.2 12.3 12.4 12.5 12.6 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 2
- ↑ 13.0 13.1 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 2
- ↑ 14.0 14.1 14.2 14.3 14.4 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 4
- ↑ Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 7
- ↑ Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 3
- ↑ 17.0 17.1 17.2 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 1 Episode 7
- ↑ 18.0 18.1 18.2 Xavier Renegade Angel: Season 2 Episode 3